Strip NC is the best way to pass a marijuana drug test. This is based off of experience from "friends" of course because I think drugs are bad--don't do drugs. Strip NC can be found in many head shops and GNC's and sells for around $50. This may seem like a lofty price but when shooting for a big job it's a relatively small amount.

The directions on the bottle are vague at best, so I'll provide details on what my friend, who I"ll call BOB told me on how to best make it work for you.

First of all, Strip NC does not strip anything from your body, as the THC is still going to be in your system. This is a common misconception. All it does is refuel your body with nutrients and creatine--for lack of a better description--that are reduced to minimal amounts in a drug test once you drink disgusting amounts of water, which you should do. It's the combination of ungodly amounts of water and added creatine and so on that aid people in passing drug tests.

THC is stored in fat cells, so a common misconception is that working out will "burn it out of you" so to speak. If you are within a week of a drug test, I'd say don't worry about working out and just leave it in the fat cells.

They claim you need 48 hours between getting high and taking the test to pass, which may be true but BOB took the test a few years ago at hour 46 and still passed. He drank a ton of water in the hours leading up to the test, drank 32 ounces of Strip NC (the purple kind) about 2 hours before the test and passed just fine. The last time he had smoked, it was fiery dank nuggets out of a bong. After being told he got the job he came home to celebrate, took the hits with a roomie, only to then have his manager call and tell him "oh yeah, I forgot, you are going to have to take a drug test." Du-oh!

The second time BOB took the test he had not smoked in 5 days, and that was only a couple hits and before that he had gone 6 days. Again, drank a ton of water the night before and that day. He drank the Strip NC about 2 hours before the test and refilled the 32 oz bottle with water and chugged it again. He pissed about 10 times in 4 hours. After you drink the Strip NC, though, only piss 2 times (preferably) and the third piss should be your money piss. Bob's money piss was on the fourth try, I think, simply because he had to stop twice on the way to the test to piss--after he had already pissed once or twice. You'll notice the Strip NC makes your piss yellow, which is what helps you pass. If your piss is clear you'll fail the test.

When you piss make sure you start in the toilet and at midstream pee in the cup. The initial thrust of urine carries the most toxins, so this is a helpful trick from all that BOB had read.

Obviously the best way to to pass a drug test is to not smoke dope at all but for some that's easier said than done. I suppose that some people have executed these instructions perfectly and still failed the test, but hey, there are no guarantees in life. But BOB is 2 for 2 and has been a daily smoker for 8 years, so he is pretty confident that if you follow the above instructions you'll likely be fine.

Also, this stuff tastes like ass. I recommend the grape kind but either way just chug and get it over with. Don't eat anything the day of the test because this stuff will clean out any excess junk in your body, resulting in anal squirts.

And yeah, legalize it, don't criticise it.

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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it , February 26, 2009

bullshit you don't smoke. i've never heard anyone who doesnt smoke say "fiery dank nuggets". That and the legalize it comment... yeah, you smoke. or did at least.

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written by Glo, March 22, 2009

Yeah, he's gotta be a smoker. a smoker.

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written by Stephanie678687, September 14, 2009

Thank you so much, this was the most helpful and straightforward explanation I have been able to find!

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