I'm Hillary, I suck

Hillary won 187 delegates, while Barack Obama won 183. That's very close to a tie. This is after Obama had won 11 straight states. This primary should be over, if not for Super Delegates, Michigan and Florida lingering like hanging chads. But even with the many dirty tricks the Clintons have up their sleeves, this Democratic Election is over.

Despite this fact, the Clintons will not go away and their supporters are increasingly ignorant to the chaos they are working tirelessly to create not just within the Democratic party but in millions of young people everywhere jacked up on caffeine and Barack Obama.

On Hillary's side is every Republican in the world, who want nothing more than for Hillary to continue to pound Barack Obama, thus saving John McCain the time and effort. Hillary see's this as a great way to leverage the Republicans (like Anne Coulter) who are now spinning everything positively in her direction. You know, the same Republicans whow were responsible for the "vast right wing conspiracy" while her husband was getting blow jobs in the oval office. Back then it was accepted that Bill and Hillary's marriage was a political alignment, nothing more. Now I realize it's not just their marriage, their entire lives are a giant political alignment and they won't lose without shredding any hint of dignity.

To me, all Obama should do is mention blow job's and Monica Lewinsky and this election should be case closed. But to their credit, the Obamanites have taken the high road despite countless unwarranted attacks by the Clinton's.

With Hillary's latest trumpeting of McCain as a better candidate than Obama, who she claims only has a speeches to stand on, it's obvious Hillary is thanking the conservative press for their mutual attacks to Barack in her oh-so-unique way. Oh yeah, and then of course Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson just compared Obama to Ken Star (maybe that's what prompted my thoughts on Lewinsky).

What it comes down to is that this won't be decided for another 3 months. If the Super Delegates had any balls they'd step up and pledge for Obama, but based on the interviews I've seen, the Super Delegates seem to suck big time.

Oh well, if Hillary wins me and millions of other people will gladly turn the channel during the presidential election vs. McCain. If Hillary wins it will be due to dirty shenanigans. If Hillary wins it will be business as usual in Washington.

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written by Lloyds Apple, March 07, 2008

The Obama advisor who called Hillary a "monster" was dead on. I prefer robot, evil, or Bush Light---but monster certainly works.

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